Learn.Laugh.Dance

Hi, I'm Mariah. I'm insecure, i don't trust, people, I hate large groups of people, i hate loud noises, i'm afraid of almost everything, and i'm never wanted by anyone. I better start liking cats because that's where my future is headed.

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

(via covocal)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid, via orgasm)

Alexi Wasser (via guy)

(Source: joeydeangelis, via letsfack)

1. be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone.

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

(via miri-darling)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via orgasm)

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